am photographer

Ever since I was a kid I’ve had the obnoxious need to imitate anything I see. I primary school we watched a documentary about how children trained and meditated for years to become monks. Well, of course, anything they could do I could do to. I'm telling you that the proud 8-year-old me tried to sit for 10 minutes with that accomplishable crossed legs pose and was in a lot of pain.

If someone did a backflip into the pool, I would too. Except that I could never get fully around and it turned into a back flop rather than a backflip.

But my latest craze is pretending I'm a photographer. I love taking pictures and I totally have a fancy camera AND I can use Photoshop, what more could someone need to know?

And the results:

right here, Microsoft/Windows would love me.
 I could be part of their tacky flower backgrounds. what'd think?

No edits :D         Pro Photographer lol.

I do have a fantastic photo of my brother, but it’s rather inappropriate, and alas I'm saving the embarrassments for when he is older.
Also, I do have many other photos but they are not worthy of this site.
Just kidding here's one just for laughs:



Titty kite.