Accomplishments of a lazy person

I'm not sure about the rest of the world, but I feel that I parse myself way too easily. For example each week I will make a list of all the stuff I need to in the week, and slowly one by one I will cross them out. Today I set myself three goals,

1) Finish a linguistics assignment;

2) start a different assignment;

3) Read my English textbook.

So that may seem like a lot, it may not, but the fact of the matter is that I wrote a few sentences and the 1st topic was done. Feeling so proud of myself I decided to go eat some food, then try on some of my clothes, then watch TV. Three hours later and I was ready to start item two.

 Well...... I started it; I wrote 100 words. Damn, I'm doing great! Functioning like a hell awesome adult, and that's where it stopped. My 20 minutes of adulthood were replaced with a cooking show and now this post.

It’s like theirs something wrong with me. If I was my own parent I would be very disappointed in myself, but I’m not and so all I seem to do is trick myself into doing some work by remembering I will be rewarded later.

I sure this makes no sense, but the moral of the story is that I’m very dysfunctional and have posted more than I have written on my assignment.